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    Grandpa's Manners

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    Children Under Ten

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    Road Crew Signs

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    Name That Baby

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    Coach Call

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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

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    Keyboard Jockey Exercise

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    A Diet For Dealing With Stress

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    Feeding Shamu

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    Basic Training

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    $100.00 Please

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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

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    Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

    The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two…
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    Temperance River

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    Dog Employee

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school houseHere is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

  • 15 minutes looking for assignment.
  • 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
  • 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
  • 8 minutes in the bathroom.
  • 10 minutes getting a snack.
  • 7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
  • 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
  • 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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