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    Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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    Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

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  • A woman keeps her promise to send money with her deceased husband.

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    Crocheted Dolls

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    Let's Play House

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    Honest Mechanic

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    Bob's MG

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    Three Escape

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    Kitchen Help

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    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
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    Blind Date Slap

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    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
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    How Does This Work?

    Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…
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    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…

school houseHere is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

  • 15 minutes looking for assignment.
  • 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
  • 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
  • 8 minutes in the bathroom.
  • 10 minutes getting a snack.
  • 7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
  • 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
  • 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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