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    Need a Push

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    Bedtime Suggestion

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    Reindeer Gender

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    Subway Drop

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    Hitchhiker Problem

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    Swahili Gasp

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    With Friends Like That...

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    Speeding Registration

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    Goober Operator

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    Car Trip

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    Tracing Family

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    Carrier Landings

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    Dog Report

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school houseHere is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

  • 15 minutes looking for assignment.
  • 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
  • 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
  • 8 minutes in the bathroom.
  • 10 minutes getting a snack.
  • 7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
  • 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
  • 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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