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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 15 January 2005

I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid.

(Dave Henry)

Created: 15 January 2005

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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