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The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story.…
Things I've Learned From My Children

*Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the…
Political Faith

Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate…
Wig Eye Witness

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman…
Shoe Fit

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
Good Guess

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there. One finally ran up, panting…
Weird Library Reference Questions

All of these situations are real and some of them were mighty embarrassing.Enjoy! Part 1:…
Funeral Weather

As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
Just A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
Dog Weather

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door…
E-Mail Blessing

E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May…
Family Feud Answers

*Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family…
Tonsils

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his…