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Bathroom Exasperation

As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
Soap and Water

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt…
Hearing Loss

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
Computer Career

Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.…
Nature Abhors A Simile

There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald…
Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…
Stork Reunion

A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…
Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked…
Dog Meters

Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.One says to the other, "How do you…
Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the…
God Will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
Horse Batter

On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
Cadet Sign

When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway…
Officer Overboard

On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…