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Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left…
I can't come in to work today because . . . .

- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
Goober Skydiver

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
Cooking Terms

*Cooking Terms*Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the…
Trip Tickets

Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the…
Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse.…
Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to…
Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
104 Year Best

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing…
One and Ten

Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG...NOThe bear…