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    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

    One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog…
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    Y2K - Not so Bad

    January 1, 2000 Re: Vacation Pay Dear Valued Employee: Our records indicate that you have…
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    Blind Date Slap

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    A Dog Named Bear

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    Holiday Merger

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    Buying Shoes

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    Police Pastor

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    Lost Bible

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    Artist's Sketch

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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Babysitting

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    Government Work

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    The Violin

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    Crowded Bus

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    Jar Number 47

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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

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