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    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
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    Where'd we get him?

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    Airborne Recruiting

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    Computer Help Desk

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    High School Record

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    Age

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    Lost Phone

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    Slow Train

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    $0.00

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    Boat 99

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    Four Letter Surgery

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    Stupid Inventions

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    Goober Vacuum

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    Air Boss

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    'Twas the Night Before Finals

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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

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