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    I'll Testify To That

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    Restaurant Service

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    Toaster Request

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    Boot Lesson

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    Baseball Doctor

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    Labor Costs

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    Blind Ambition

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    Laundry Comments

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    Military Wisdom

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    "Grace"ous Host

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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Wilderness Trip

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    Dryer Message

    As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I…
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    39 And Holding

    A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child…

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

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