logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Horse Batter

horse coughOn the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up. 

The coach asks, "What did you bring that horse here for?"

The scout replies, "Wait until you see him bat."


All the players are laughing, until the horse comes to bat.  At this point, the horse grabs the bat, and everyone quiets down.  They stare at the horse.

The pitcher, just shrugs his shoulders, and throws the ball toward home plate, when astonishingly the horse hits the ball deep in the outfield.

The horse just stands there and does not move.  The manager then yells at the baseball scout to tell the horse to run to first base.

The scout looks back at the manager and yells back, "If he could run, he'd be at Belmont!"

More Jokes

  • university

    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
  • Default Image

    Lost in the Woods

    Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do…
  • Default Image

    Happy Eggs

    One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for…
  • Default Image

    Last One Comeback

    A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked,…
  • preacher

    Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon

    Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the…
  • Default Image

    London Building

    A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of…
  • child2

    Light Confusion

    A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the…
  • chocolate1

    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…
  • pop can

    Pop Please

    While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She…
  • Default Image

    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
  • Default Image

    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
  • Default Image

    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
  • Default Image

    Parking Space Sign Language

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
  • Default Image

    Resume Cover Letters

    These were taken from real Resumes and Cover Letters, and were printed in "Fortune"…
  • Default Image

    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…