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Hostage Situation

Do you know anyone in your office like this?

At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot. 

One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.  Then I began preening in the mirror, brushing my hair and reapplying some makeup.

I didn't realize how long I'd been until someone slid a note under the door.

"You win," it read.  "Any ransom demand will be met.  Just release the coffeepot."
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