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Hot Fishing Spot

Two goobers go fishing.  They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

1st goober: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd goober: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st goober: You dork!  How do you know we'll get the same boat?"
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