logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    G.I. Excuses

    The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there. One finally ran up, panting…
  • river

    Goober at the River

    You can find a picture of a goober at…
  • Default Image

    Teachers About to Retire

    You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
  • picture of old speedometer

    Missing Car Parts

    A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…
  • Default Image

    Car Names Explained

    "Car Names Explained"(My car is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!)AUDI -…
  • Default Image

    The Internet Pledge

    Are you BRAVE enough to take the Internet pledge!!1) I will have a cup of coffee in the…
  • Default Image

    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
  • Default Image

    Missing Bags

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage…
  • Default Image

    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
  • Default Image

    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
  • Default Image

    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…
  • Default Image

    Encyclopaedia Set for Sale

    FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica.Excellent Condition.$1200 or…
  • Default Image

    Swallowed a Coin

    The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in…
  • Default Image

    Bear Flight

    During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls.  One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.  Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.

The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?"

A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a hammer.  The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom.

A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"

Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver, and a hacksaw.  The last request got to Mr. Tuttle.

He asked, "What are you doing to my wife?"

"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver.  "I can't get my instrument bag open."
Powered By JFBConnect