logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    No Pets Allowed

    Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a…
  • Default Image

    Getting Ready

    A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey,…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Break Even

    Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.One robber rushes the teller windows,…
  • Default Image

    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
  • Default Image

    Thai This For a Change

    An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai…
  • Default Image

    Restaurant Service

    The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a…
  • Default Image

    Market Conditions

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa And The Computer

    *Grandpa And The Computer*The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed…
  • Default Image

    Offering Encouragement

    A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he…
  • Default Image

    Waiting For Years

    We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we…
  • Default Image

    Dinosaur Highway

    A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the…
  • Default Image

    The English Language

    Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the…
  • Default Image

    License Picture

    A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's…
  • Default Image

    Trio of Puns

    Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous…
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls.  One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.  Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.

The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?"

A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a hammer.  The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom.

A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?"

Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver, and a hacksaw.  The last request got to Mr. Tuttle.

He asked, "What are you doing to my wife?"

"Not a thing," replied old doc Carver.  "I can't get my instrument bag open."
Powered By JFBConnect