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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Measuring Up

    The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:…
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    2503 Years Old

    A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America,…
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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    Waking Up Mad

    One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the…
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    Parenting Idea

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
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    Three Red Lights

    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could barely see over the…
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    Navajo Wisdom

    About 1969 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    Moon Cheese

    For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.Then the astronauts found…
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    Jewelry Store Application

    Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
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    Cruise Questions

    Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the…
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    Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an…
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    Child Perspective on Retirement

    A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the…
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    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…

Lena passed away and Ole called 911.  The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away.  "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Ole replied, "At da end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Ole said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up der?"

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