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    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
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    Matching Shoes

    John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and…
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    Marriage Proposal

    Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor…
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    How To Photograph A New Puppy

    1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw…
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    Puppy Power

    Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck…
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    Haiku Error Messages

    Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new…
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    Cleaning Instructions

    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean…
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    Family Support

    The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised…
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    More One-liners

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
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    Life After Death

    "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir."…
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    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
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    Tattoo Call

    I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you…
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    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
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    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…

Lena passed away and Ole called 911.  The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away.  "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Ole replied, "At da end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Ole said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up der?"

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