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    Senior's Ode to Medication

    A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes…
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    Heat Wave Humor

    Nothing personal against Texans - change it to any place that is hot. "It's So Hot In…
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    Votive Candles

    Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children…
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    Bloopers in the Media

    "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange…
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    Wig Eye Witness

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    Preaching Assistant

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…
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    Summer Camp

    A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer…
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    Dad Knew

    My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew…
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    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
  • A dad gives his daughter getting a shoulder ride.

    But Daddy

    My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison…
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    Low Watt Stories

    True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
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    Student Driver

    As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in…
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    Fight Lights

    I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that…

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time.

He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over.

"Excuse me," Bob said. "How does this work?"

The worker showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button and pull the handle.

"And where does the money come out?" Bob asked.

The casino employee smiled and pointed to a far wall. "The ATM is over there."

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