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    Burger Change

    I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…
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    Flight Fear

    Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting…
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    Arguing

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    Pull Over Cookies

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    Career Cooling

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    Curfew

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    Army Drab

    My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and…
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    Kids View of Science

    *Kid's View of Science*Q: What is one horsepower?A: One horsepower is the amount of…
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    More On Candidates

    A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political…
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    In Both Ears

    "It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but…
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    Yard Sale Anger

    A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the…
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    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
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    Worthy Cause

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night…
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    Worm Stubborn

    Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill…

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.

dog2It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one.

He asked the clerk "how much are your dogs?"

She replied, "They are $10.00 apiece."

The goober replied, "How much for a whole one?!"

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