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How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.

dog2It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one.

He asked the clerk "how much are your dogs?"

She replied, "They are $10.00 apiece."

The goober replied, "How much for a whole one?!"

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