If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.
It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one.
He asked the clerk "how much are your dogs?"
She replied, "They are $10.00 apiece."
The goober replied, "How much for a whole one?!"
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