logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…
  • Default Image

    One Parachute

    You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How…
  • Default Image

    Good Singer

    In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a…
  • Default Image

    Eye Exam

    Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in…
  • Default Image

    Size 8 Shoes

    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well…
  • passenger window on plane

    Popping Ears

    Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.…
  • Default Image

    Retirement At The Inn

    Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching…
  • Default Image

    Amish At The Mall

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by…
  • gas pump

    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…
  • classroom

    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

    * "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
  • Default Image

    Illegal Turn

    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
  • Default Image

    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
  • Default Image

    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Registration

    On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the…
  • Default Image

    Young Patient

    A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at…

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.

dog2It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one.

He asked the clerk "how much are your dogs?"

She replied, "They are $10.00 apiece."

The goober replied, "How much for a whole one?!"

Powered By JFBConnect