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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Y zero K

    Message from: RomeJanuary 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K…
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    Missed Bus

    The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her…
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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
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    DIY Complications

    The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him…
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    The Mayor's Burden

    One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who…
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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    Tree Faller

    While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a…
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    Day Of Mourning

    In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail…
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    Rain or Shine

    It was raining quite hard as U.S. Marine trainees assembled outdoors for a briefing. On a…
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    Prenatal Visit

    A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their…
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    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question."If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
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    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
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    Bragging Rights

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos.  Haven't heard a word from anyone out there.  Your first task is to find out what is going on.

"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.

"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

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