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    Rest Home Trial

    Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on…
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    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
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    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
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    Yellow Canaries

    A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
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    Looking For Barney

    A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her…
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    Published Sermons

    After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor.…
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    Age Advice

    An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties…
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    Goodbye From George

    George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and…
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    Help Is Nearby

    My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic…
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    Football Confessions

    Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an…
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    Just Like Mother

    Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny…
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    Preacher and Cowboy

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Rapid Promotion

    The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with…
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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
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    Allleeeee Oooop

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer…

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos.  Haven't heard a word from anyone out there.  Your first task is to find out what is going on.

"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.

"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

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