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    Boat 99

    At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
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    Johnny's Dust

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    Parrot Skills

    A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three…
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    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
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    Subway Drop

    The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most…
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    104 Year Best

    Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing…
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    Kitchen Help

    My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner.…
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    Service for One

    On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown…
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    September 11 Update

    Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent…
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    The Vending Machine

    A goober named Laura is at a local zoo and comes across a vending machine, which she has…
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    Lost In Canada

    An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what…
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    Funny Quotes

    Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did…
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    What Time Is It?

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…

"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos.  Haven't heard a word from anyone out there.  Your first task is to find out what is going on.

"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.

"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

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