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    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Five Kinds of Fruit

    In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They…
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    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…
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    Prescription

    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor…
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    Plane Programming

    At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward…
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    Eye Exam

    Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in…
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    Meet Me For Lunch

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining…
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    Waiting at the Door

    I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me.…
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    Divider Return

    I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me…
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    Fishing Wife

    "So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just…
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    Found Purse

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
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    The Wedding Dress

    Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress…
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    Overboard Rescue

    Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe  whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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