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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Duelling Barbers

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    29 Ways to Annoy People

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    Memory School

    Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the…
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    How Cold is it?

    An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants…
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    General Motors Help Line

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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    Johnny Hollers

    Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone…
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    Its On The Way

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    Battery Life

    An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for…
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    No Matter What

    Two long-time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they…
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    No Horns

    The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that…
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    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
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    The Gift That Keeps On Giving

    This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't…
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    Fried Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe  whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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