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    Painted Sunset

    Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying…
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    From British Newspapers

    1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman…
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    Work Virus

    There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at…
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    Picture Favor

    Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers boisterously celebrating some event at a…
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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
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    Sermon Feedback

    They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this…
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    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
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    Window Seats

    At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both…
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    Signature Birthday Surprise

    A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store.…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
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    Finding The Cat's Diary

    Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
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    Turkey Poem

    I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
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    50th Anniversary

    At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe  whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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