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    Beginning School

    Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him…
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    Learning From Snowmen

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a…
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    60's Fans

    Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to…
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    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Tight Shoes

    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
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    Speedy Comeback

    The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his…
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    Price Reduction

    Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per…
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    Taste It

    One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…
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    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
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    Smuggler Prosecution

    My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials…
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    Hiring Slogans

    Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
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    Hair Curlers

    My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into…
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    Lost Ticket

    Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on…
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    Window Seats

    At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both…
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    Textbook For Sale

    Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the…

-You wake up face down on the pavement.

-You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

-You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

-Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

-You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

-Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

-You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize you don't have a waterbed.

-Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

-Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

-Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

-You wake up and your braces are locked together.

-You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

-You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

-Your income tax check bounces.

-You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

-The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

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