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    Another Reason Not To Drink

    This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It…
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    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
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    DIY Complications

    The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him…
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    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
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    Get Well Soon

    A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors…
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    Chopsticks

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
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    Five Tech Replies

    Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.The first Pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Small Town Justice

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.…
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    Yard Sale Anger

    A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the…
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    Golf course, may I help you?

    Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars.…
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    Small Town Check

    I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the…
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    First Salute

    The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always…
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    Toy Advice

    A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional…

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

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