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    Sermon Overtime

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
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    Dad's Pay Check

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    Money

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    Patriotic Father

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    Fried Eggs

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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Carrier Landings

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    Read The Label

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    Mike's Girlfriend

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    Black Canyon Biker

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    Return Policy

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Foreign Phrases - Sort of

    A New York magazine recently ran a contest. The rules were to take any well-known phrase…
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    Gift Diamonds

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    Classmate Reunion

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My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."

"Really? What did he get?"

"Fifteen years for theft."

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