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    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

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    Plane Seat

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    Can't Take It With You

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    Stupid Inventions

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    More Bumper Stickers

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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

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    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Surgical Tools

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    An Honest Golfer

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    Liturgical Response

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    Resume Blunders

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    Bunch Of Laughs

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    Turkey Poem

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My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."

"Really? What did he get?"

"Fifteen years for theft."

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