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    Some Wacky Definitions

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    Look Like Mom

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    Watch This

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    Toaster Request

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    A Short History of Medicine

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    Leak Repair

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    Low Watt Stories

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    Not-So-Bright People

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    Top Ten Gift Comments

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    Great Cheese

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My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."

"Really? What did he get?"

"Fifteen years for theft."

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