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Hymns for Professionals

  • organ pipeDENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns
  • CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation
  • OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on
  • GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away
  • POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises
  • LIBRARIANS: Let all mortal flesh keep silence
  • LAWYERS: In the hour of trial
  • DRY CLEANERS: O for a faith that will not shrink
  • CREDIT CARD USERS: A charge to keep have I
  • CENSUS TAKERS: All people that on earth do dwell
  • TRAFFIC ENGINEERS: Where cross the crowded ways of life
  • TAXATION OFFICERS: We give thee but thine own
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