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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
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    Flight Observation

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
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    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of…
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    Suck It In

    I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.…
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    Ooops in the Forest

    Two hikers were walking through some foothills when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in…
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    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
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    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
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    If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!…
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    Lost Bid

    Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…
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    Price Reduction

    Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
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    Does Your Dog Bite?

    A man was standing on the curb reading a newspaper, A great big dog was curled up at his…
  • DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns
  • CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation
  • OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on
  • GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away
  • POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises
  • LIBRARIANS: Let all mortal flesh keep silence
  • LAWYERS: In the hour of trial
  • DRY CLEANERS: O for a faith that will not shrink
  • CREDIT CARD USERS: A charge of keep have I
  • CENSUS TAKERS: All people that on earth do dwell
  • TRAFFIC ENGINEERS: Where cross the crowded ways of life
  • TAXATION OFFICERS: We give thee but thine own
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