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    Vacuum Persuasion

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    Resurrection Update

    A singing group call "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.Everyone was…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

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    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
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    One Question Interview

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    Kids' Letters to the President

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    Eat This Up

    Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses…
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    Bumper Stickers

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    Speeding Ticket

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    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

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    Optomist's Hunting Dog

    Friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist could never quite agree on any topic…
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    Bad Flight

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    Third Grade Assignment

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns
CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation
OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on
GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away
POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises
LIBRARIANS: Let all mortal flesh keep silence
LAWYERS: In the hour of trial
DRY CLEANERS: O for a faith that will not shrink
CREDIT CARD USERS: A charge of keep have I
CENSUS TAKERS: All people that on earth do dwell
TAXATION OFFICERS: We give thee but thine own
TRAFFIC ENGINEERS: Where cross the crowded ways of life

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