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    Goober Border Patrol

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    Think of a Number

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    Country Tunes

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    Actual Medical Records

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    Money Worries

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    Doctor News

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    Robbie's Move

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    AMAP

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    Analytical Gunfighters

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    Beauty Watch

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    Y zero K

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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Mess Sign

    A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the…
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    Riding Dead Horses

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…
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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…

Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:

45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph.................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph.................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph.................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.................Lord, I'm Coming Home
and over 100 mph.......Precious Memories

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