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    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…
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    Pick a Hymn

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    Fair Trial

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    Campaign Funding

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    That's the Way . . .

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    In Both Ears

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    Shhhhhh!

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    Car Cow Sale

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    Narrow Escape Responses

    There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The…
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    Strangest Dream

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    Abe Lincoln's Age

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
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    Freeway Repair

    An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years.Recently, someone…
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    Breathe

    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
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    Taxi Craze

    Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told…

Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:

45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph.................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph.................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph.................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.................Lord, I'm Coming Home
and over 100 mph.......Precious Memories

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