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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very…
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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much on me I'm not even sure…
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    Army Drab

    My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and…
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    Front Decisions

    The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select…
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    Military Computer

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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Confession

    A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of…
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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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    Husband's Check

    Proud and pleased as she could be, the new, young bride, Mrs. Stanford Strothers, strode…
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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

    15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather…
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    Stolen Wallet

    It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling…
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    Genetically Modified Food

    Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: *Your hot dog…

Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:

45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph.................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph.................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph.................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.................Lord, I'm Coming Home
and over 100 mph.......Precious Memories

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