logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Little Tim's Goldfish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.…
  • Default Image

    Stone's Throw

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location."It's only a stone's throw away…
  • Default Image

    Millionaire's Driver

    Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my…
  • Default Image

    Used Lawn Mower

    A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
  • Default Image

    Shirt Note

    The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note…
  • Default Image

    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
  • Default Image

    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
  • Default Image

    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
  • Default Image

    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • hawaiian church

    Comments Never Heard at Church

    1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed…
  • Default Image

    Missionary Mimicking

    A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the…
  • Default Image

    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

    Signs Your SUV Is Too Big~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Strings

    A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in…
  • computer keyboard

    Military Computer Manners

    The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic…

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYMNS AND PRAISE CHORUSES

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church.  He came home and his wife asked him how it was.

"Well," said the farmer, "It was good.  They did something different, however.  They sang praise choruses instead of hymns."

"Praise choruses," said his wife, "What are those?"

"Oh, they're okay.  They're sort of like hymns, only different," said the farmer.

"Well, what's the difference?" asked the wife.

The farmer said, "Well, it's like this.  If I were to say to you, 'Martha, the cows are in the corn,' well that would be a hymn.  If on the other hand I was to say to you, 'Martha, Martha, Martha, Oh Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA, the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows, the white cows, the black and white cows, the COWS, COWS, COWS, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn,' well, that would be a praise chorus."

Powered By JFBConnect