logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Lost In The Translation

    Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of…
  • picture of a turkey

    Thanksgiving Forecast

    Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an…
  • Default Image

    Arrangements

    It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must:…
  • Default Image

    Wittle Wabbits

    Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled…
  • Default Image

    Need Help?

    I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of…
  • Default Image

    Changing Plates

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
  • Default Image

    Size 8 Shoes

    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well…
  • Default Image

    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
  • Default Image

    Halloween Pun

    Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe -- as it happens, in…
  • Default Image

    Political Faith

    Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate…
  • mayan calender

    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
  • Default Image

    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
  • Default Image

    There's Teacher

    The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to…
  • Default Image

    That's It

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece…
  • picture of elderly couple

    Sharing

    Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty…

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYMNS AND PRAISE CHORUSES

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church.  He came home and his wife asked him how it was.

"Well," said the farmer, "It was good.  They did something different, however.  They sang praise choruses instead of hymns."

"Praise choruses," said his wife, "What are those?"

"Oh, they're okay.  They're sort of like hymns, only different," said the farmer.

"Well, what's the difference?" asked the wife.

The farmer said, "Well, it's like this.  If I were to say to you, 'Martha, the cows are in the corn,' well that would be a hymn.  If on the other hand I was to say to you, 'Martha, Martha, Martha, Oh Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA, the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows, the white cows, the black and white cows, the COWS, COWS, COWS, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn,' well, that would be a praise chorus."

Powered By JFBConnect