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    Dinosaur Highway

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    Instrument Test

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    No Chat Excuse

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    Return Policy

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    Lost In The Translation

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    Put or Putt?

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    Environmental Problem

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    Construction Noise

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  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
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    Arizona Rain

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    Knee Tattoo

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    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
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    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…

A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"

After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Jones?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel like this."

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