logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • Default Image

    Swanky Dining

    The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d,…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Choice

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
  • Default Image

    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…
  • Default Image

    Goober Golf Dispute

    Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
  • Default Image

    Elementary Motherhood

    Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why…
  • movie seats

    Movie Critic

    I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy…
  • Default Image

    Airline Rage

    As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next…
  • Default Image

    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…
  • umbrellas

    Summer Camp

    A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer…
  • Default Image

    Change Reply

    Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw…
  • Default Image

    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…
  • Default Image

    Dog Employee

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a…
  • airplane1

    Captain Discipline

    About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a…

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices.

I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn.  A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up.  Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside.  I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived.  When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father.  But don't worry.  I told her I didn't know."

Powered By JFBConnect