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For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices.

I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn.  A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up.  Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside.  I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived.  When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father.  But don't worry.  I told her I didn't know."

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