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Help Line

It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been…
Rejected Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her…
Roof Chicken

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
Get Your Own

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…
Kitchen Help

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner.…
Finch Flush

When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we…
Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…
New Apartment

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants…
Flight Advice

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
Dog Quotes

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown "Whoever said you…
Mrs. Pierpoint

A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.…
Computer Cup Holder

A friend of mine was on the phone with a tech rep from another company. That tech rep…
Learn Those Numbers

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I…
Church Dictionary

From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.…
Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…