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Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad…
Essay Woe

CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in…
Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his…
Important Political Decisions

As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
What Doctors are Thinking

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right…
Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said…
Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my…
Kettle Rescue

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
20 Like You

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish…
One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
Haircut Request

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the…
Farming Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…
Self-Evident Truths about Pets

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many…
Carrier Landings

Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…