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PICNIC Problem

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed…
Elf Pet Peeves

~ Ever since they hit the big time, those Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.~ Santa…
Tie Conspiracy

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that…
Winter House

We purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was…
Votive Candles

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children…
Window Entry

A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a man…
Largest Amphibious Assault

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What…
Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the…
Testimony Night

It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If…
Wake Up Call

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
Pit Falls

This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…
Boy or Girl

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows,…
Goober Motivation

One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he…