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  • Hiccup Joke

    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
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    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Tired of Rejection?

    Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
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    Makeup Routine

    Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting…
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    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
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    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
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    Application To Date My Daughter

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete…
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    Dog Weather

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Snake Glasses

    An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very…
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    Lawyer Questioning

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
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    Zoo Thank You

    As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives…
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    Alternative Baptism

    As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a…

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.  Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on find.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.

You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on its way to YOU...

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