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    Time Travel

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people…
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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    Dog Quotes

    "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown "Whoever said you…
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    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
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    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    AMAP

    The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I…
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    Raise Request

    Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want…
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    Wedding Vows

    A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows…
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    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
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    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
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    Didn't See That Coming

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her…
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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.  Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on find.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.

You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on its way to YOU...

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