logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Top 7 Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation

    Top 7 Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation7. His first words to the congregation on Sunday…
  • Default Image

    DIY Complications

    The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him…
  • Default Image

    Still More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
  • Default Image

    Talking Surprise

    On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses.…
  • Default Image

    Seniors' Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
  • Default Image

    Correct Response

    While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off…
  • Default Image

    Brick Order

    A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks."May I ask what…
  • bowling

    Age

    When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.…
  • Default Image

    The War of the Navels

    The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that…
  • Default Image

    "Grace"ous Host

    A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old…
  • Default Image

    Leaky Pipe

    A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the…
  • Default Image

    English Errors

    English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than…
  • Default Image

    Doctor Visit

    A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out…
  • Default Image

    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
  • Default Image

    The Gas Men

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.  Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir.  The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor.

"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said.  "If you don't, I'm going to resign.  The choir members are going to quit too.  Please do something."

So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir."

"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.

"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing."

That's nothing," the man snorted.  "Fifty people have told me that you can't preach!"

Powered By JFBConnect