More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Van Problem

    The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman…
  • Default Image

    Flight Booking

    After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the…
  • Default Image

    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
  • Default Image

    Interesting thoughts

    It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost…
  • Default Image

    Abbott and Costello - Computer Version

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an…
  • Default Image

    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…
  • Default Image

    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
  • Default Image

    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
  • Default Image

    When I'm An Old Lady

    When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness...just as they…
  • aging-beauty

    Getting Older

    Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…
  • Default Image

    Last One Comeback

    A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked,…
  • Default Image

    Kitty Hostage

    My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
  • Default Image

    Cold Cream Questions

    A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face."Why…
  • Default Image

    Computer Repair

    An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
  • Default Image

    Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said…

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.  Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir.  The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor.

"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said.  "If you don't, I'm going to resign.  The choir members are going to quit too.  Please do something."

So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir."

"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.

"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing."

That's nothing," the man snorted.  "Fifty people have told me that you can't preach!"

Powered By JFBConnect