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If You Love Someone

womanPessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back soon, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set her free ... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free ... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and  tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free ... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her free ... SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone don't set her free.

HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits then outsource her.

MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back, map her into your system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back its time to look at fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free. If she comes back that's brand loyalty.

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