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    Employee Gift

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    Quick Thinking Dog

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    Maritime Museum

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    Special Message

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    Best Out Of Office Replies

    Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
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    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
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    Baby Growth

    Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our…
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    Senior Driver

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard…
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    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
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    Eye Problems

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    Second Try

    The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who…
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    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…
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    I Hope I'm Sick

    A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often,…
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    Ski Wax

    As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
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    Well Done

    John was furious when his steak arrived too rare."Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear…

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang.

"You must answer the telephone," he told her irritably.

"All right," she replied, "but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you!"

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