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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

    15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather…
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    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

    1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
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    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
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    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…
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    Better Trainer

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    Thoughts On Genealogy

    *Thoughts On Genealogy*~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my…
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    Guard Dog Sniff

    My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
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    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
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    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
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    Camping Privacy

    Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their…
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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
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    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…

Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of those immigration/visitation cards to fill out.

After the standard questions, like name, nationality, passport number, etc., he got to a question that asked, "Have you ever been imprisoned?"

He pondered it for a minute, then wrote down, "I didn't realize this was still a requirement."

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