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Immigrations Card

Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one of those immigration/visitation cards to fill out.

After the standard questions, like name, nationality, passport number, etc., he got to a question that asked, "Have you ever been imprisoned?"

He pondered it for a minute, then wrote down, "I didn't realize this was still a requirement."

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