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    Isn't Aging Fun?

    Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're…
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    Locked Out

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    Read The Label

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    I'm Dead

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    Resume Cover Letters

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    Signs You May Be Canadian

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    The Haircut

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    Painted Sunset

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    And Then They Voted

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    Forest Fire Fly By

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    Politically Correct Cat Terms

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    Things I've Learned From My Children

    *Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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