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    Baby Wrap

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    Flu Prayer

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    Extra Fudge

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    Hiring Slogans

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    Glass Honesty

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    The Perfect Worker

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    Jonah Test

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    How Does This Work?

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    Farmer Joe & Bessie

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    TV News

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    Late Night Studying

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    Lemon-Aid

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So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I am thankful for that, Lord.

In a few moments, Lord, the alarm will ring and I am going to get out of bed.  From that point on, I am probably going to need your help.

Amen.

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