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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

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    2503 Years Old

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    Murphy's Laws on Computers

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    Life and Death

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    Mrs. Pierpoint

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    Empty Nest Syndrome

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    Ask Jeeves

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    Goober Mechanic

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    Elf Pet Peeves

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    Chemistry Stir

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    How High Can You Go?

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    IAMS Hotline

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people…
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    Better Grades

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    College Nerves

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So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I am thankful for that, Lord.

In a few moments, Lord, the alarm will ring and I am going to get out of bed.  From that point on, I am probably going to need your help.

Amen.

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