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    Golden Bear Answer

    A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name…
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    One Parachute

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    Learning From Snowmen

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    Missing Car Parts

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    Quickest Way to York

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    Four Little Words

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    Call Me Leroy

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    Hybrid Car

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    Cowboy Joe goes to Church

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    It Pays to Read Labels

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    Visiting Grandma

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    Long Passwords

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    You are a lousy cook if.…

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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    Isn't That Nice?

    Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing…

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"

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