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    Haircut

    Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.Susie: It grew on company time.Boss: Not all…
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    Things My Mother Taught Me

    My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go…
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    Rattlesnake Ammo

    An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter…
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    Commercial Reward

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at…
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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

    15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather…
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    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…
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    Broken Scale

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Amish Bumper Sticker

    While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage with the following…
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    Dress Code

    Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend…
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    Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on…
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    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
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    Rustic Dining

    As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a…
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    Weather Forecaster

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
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    Golf course, may I help you?

    Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars.…
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    Goober Horseback Riding

    A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior…

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"

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