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    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
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    Landing Check

    I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in…
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    Teaching Math

    Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging…
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    Legal Contracts

    The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to…
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    Blind Date Slap

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
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    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to…
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    Understanding Your Paycheck

    Gross pay: $1222.02 Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89…
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    Bedtime Suggestion

    I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    Get Me Out

    My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest…
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    Army Fib

    While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old…
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    Expecting

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following…

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"

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