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    Goodbye From George

    George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and…
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    Looking For The Lift

    As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a…
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    Hunting Pairs

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Cat Prayer

    Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…
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    Signs of Aging

    You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try…
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    Office Dog

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a…
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    Window Entry

    A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a man…
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    Athiest Groceries

    There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady…
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    Read The Label

    A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home,…
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    62nd Birthday

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
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    Turkey Shopping

    It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
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    Rookie Landing

    As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"

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