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    Come and Get Me

    My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when…
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    Lesser Known Laws

    Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.…
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    Message Break

    A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle…
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    Vacation Cut

    Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long,…
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    Military Wisdom

    *Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you…
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    Get Well Soon

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    Turning Left

    My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving…
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    Planting Time

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some…
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    28 Ounce Water Pump

    A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says…
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    Marriage Counselling

    A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of…
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    Getting Ready

    A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey,…
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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    Know Your Friends

    One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an…
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    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
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    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"

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