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    Heavenly Music

    I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday, we may have six or…
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    Not as Bad as They Say

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    Card Cover Up

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    Quarter Back

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    Ignored Phone

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    Half Diet

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    Chicken Recipe

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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

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    Car Fire

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    Stuck Between Floors

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    The Flu Do-Si-Do

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    Here Kitty

    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
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    Shaving Comeback

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    Prepared Chicken

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    The Perfect Worker

    From a reference letter . . . 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2…

"Information.  Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no.  It isn't a person.  It's an organization.  It's Theater Guild."

"I told you, sir.  I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not *Theodore*!  *Theater*!  The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

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