logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Information Assistance

"Information.  Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no.  It isn't a person.  It's an organization.  It's Theater Guild."

"I told you, sir.  I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not *Theodore*!  *Theater*!  The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    You Know You're a Northerner When

    You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not…
  • Default Image

    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…
  • Default Image

    Burglar and Vicar

    A burglar broke into a minister's house and told the pastor, "One move and you're dead.…
  • Default Image

    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
  • snails

    Turtle Accident

    Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys…
  • Default Image

    Senior Driver

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard…
  • Default Image

    Better Preaching

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
  • Default Image

    Sharon's Shampoo

    Hi, pastor Tim! This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in…
  • Default Image

    Army Nurse Training

    During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to spend one week in the…
  • turkey live

    All Pro Turkey

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey…
  • Default Image

    Birthday Greetings

    Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the…
  • Default Image

    ATM Correction

    My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community…
  • Default Image

    Signs of Banned Substances

    Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition…
  • Default Image

    Wild Game

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
  • Default Image

    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…