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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Funeral Weather

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    Long Passwords

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    Longevity Answer

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    Let Me Feel Your Pain

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    Meet the Parents

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    Pilot Pride

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    The End of Speeding?

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    Hiccups Cure

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    Golf Survey

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    Lost Baggage

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    Husband's Estimate

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    Hearing Loss

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    First Date Nerves

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    Spiritual Gifts

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"Information.  Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no.  It isn't a person.  It's an organization.  It's Theater Guild."

"I told you, sir.  I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not *Theodore*!  *Theater*!  The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

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