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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with "IBA" or insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late…

Created: 21 July 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011