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Fly Bye
A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.… -
Math Symbols
While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and… -
Driver's License Examiners
While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau… -
Number Married
I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't… -
Pain Explanation
A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my… -
First Apartment
Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As… -
Busy Mom
My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners… -
Sports Injury
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so… -
Goober Doubling
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one… -
Roof Chicken
One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto… -
The Half Cake Diet
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's… -
Balance
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other… -
"Dilbert Quote" Contest
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to… -
Cadet Sign
When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway… -
Out of This World Bait
My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were digging for fishing bait in my garden.…
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