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    No Rest

    The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and…
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    Dining Problem

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    Speech Flirt

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    Fee Surprise

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    Basement Pitch

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    With Friends Like That...

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    Guard Dog Karate

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    A Simple Explanation of Baseball

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    Missing You

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    Children At The Dinner Party

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    Bagel Storm

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    New Light Switch

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    Bank Line

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    Everything is Wonderful

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    Joey Sets The Table

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office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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