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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…
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    Hostage Situation

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    Sleeping Leg

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    Housework Challenged

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    Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

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    Taxing Cinderella

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    A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

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    Tense

    An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical…
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    Retirement Savings

    Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting…
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    Vicar's Surprise

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    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
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    Military Computer Manners

    The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic…
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    Ride To Church

    A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
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    What Am I?

    Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had…
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    Goober Pilots

    Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they…

office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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