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    Hair Curlers

    My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into…
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    Government Pipe Specifications

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    Signs You May Be Canadian

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    Pastoral Visit

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Wedding Blessing

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    Shaking Hands

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    Little Voice

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    Vacation E-mails

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    Deer Hunting

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    Dentist Bill

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    In the Bag

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    Reading At Lunchtime

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    Dead Faint

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office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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