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    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
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    Hashing It Out

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    Teaching Math

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    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
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    Word of Mouth

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    Passing Pain

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    Measuring Hunger

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    Real Answers

    These, are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,…
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    Typing Test

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    Eggsacting Solution

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
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    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
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    NRA Thanksgiving

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    A Brother Names the Babies

    A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a…
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    Pilot Pride

    As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…
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    Surgery Headache

    A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump…

office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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