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    Every Word

    A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the…
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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    What It Means

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    Bare Bones Moving

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    Small Town Check

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    Grizzly Bears

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    Deer Prayer

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    Running Away

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    Sisters at the Superbowl

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    Student Driver

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    Animal Race Stats

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    CIA, FBI & LAPD

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove…
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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

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    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
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    People and Mistakes

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer…

office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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