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    County Employees

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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    62nd Birthday

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    Run Through the Woods

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    Double Talking Dentist

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    GOLF, n.

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    New Survivor

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    $100.00 Please

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    Rich Uncle

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    Bus Pole

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    Ashes

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    Laundry Comments

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    Driving Around

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    Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

    The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."Meyer…

office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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