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    Dynamite Bumps

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    Committee Praise

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    Catching Fish

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    The Power of Government

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    Meet the Parents

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    Shoplifter Excuse

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    No Ears, One Question

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    Need a Push

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    Number Married

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    Blessed Be The Tie

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    Waiting for Dark

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    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

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    Offering Encouragement

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office manPhrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I'm personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.

Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.

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