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Ironic Phone Call

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A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "what happened to you?"

The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron."

"What happened to the other ear?"

"Well I had to call the doctor!"

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