Ironic Phone Call

More Jokes

Shoplifter Excuse

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest)…
Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push…
Jumper

At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…
Pick of the Crop

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll…
Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.…
ACTS 2:38

This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he…
A Dog's Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway…
Dispatch Message

One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
Little Bars of Soap

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff…