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Untouched for 600 Years

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
Finished Chores

My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
Actual Call Center Conversations

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries.…
Wheat Exports

Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question:…
Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it…
Seniors' Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
Finding The Cat's Diary

Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…
Left Behind

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of…
Words and Questions From the Wise

*Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
Parenthood

If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!…
Computer Repair

An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
Ladder Borrow

My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when…
Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…