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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 02 August 2004

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "what happened to you?"

The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron."

"What happened to the other ear?"

"Well I had to call the doctor!"

Created: 03 August 2004

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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