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    Politically Correct Cat Terms

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    New Phonetic Alphabet

    The same old standard phonetic alphabet (which you would use to describe spelling…
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    62nd Birthday

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
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    75 Stories

    Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the…
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    Senate Comeback

    A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in…
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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

    I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is…
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    Johnny and Remembrance

    One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large…
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    Label Warning

    My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.The accompanying cutting board,…
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    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
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    Empty Nest Syndrome

    You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the…
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    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Goober Marksman

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Dieting Buddies

    Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "what happened to you?"

The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron."

"What happened to the other ear?"

"Well I had to call the doctor!"

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