logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Isn't Aging Fun?

Do you realize that the only time in our lives
when we like to get old is when we're kids?

If you're less than 10 years old,
you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
How old are you?.... "I'm four and a half "....
You're never 36 and a half....you're four and a half going on five!

That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number.
How old are you?
"I'm gonna be 16."
You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.

And then the greatest day of your life happens....
you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony....
you BECOME 21...YES!!!

But then you turn 30....ooohhh what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk....
He TURNED, we had to throw him out.
There's no fun now.

What's wrong?? What changed??
You BECOME 21,
you TURN 30,
then you're PUSHING 40.....
stay over there, it's all slipping away........

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40,
you REACH 50.....and your dreams are gone.

Then you MAKE IT to 60.....you didn't think you'd make it!!!!

So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40,
you REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60......
then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!

After that, it's a day by day thing.
After that, you HIT Wednesday....
You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch.
You TURN 4:30,
my grandmother won't even buy green bananas...
it's an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.

And it doesn't end there....
into the 90's you start going backwards....
I was JUST 92...

Then a strange thing happens.
If you make it over 100,
you become a little kid again....
"I'm 100 and a half!!!!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
  • preacher1

    Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church…
  • sky scraper

    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
  • Default Image

    Who's the Boss?

    The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any…
  • Default Image

    Cowboy and The Preacher

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
  • Default Image

    Reading At Lunchtime

    A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench…
  • Default Image

    Mother's Intuition

    I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a…
  • Default Image

    Get-Well Gift

    My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital.…
  • Default Image

    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

    *30 Minutes To A Cleaner House* You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a…
  • Default Image

    College Cure

    Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other,…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

    11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Remote

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As…
  • Default Image

    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
  • Default Image

    The Cautious Pilot

    Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the…