logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Plane Programming

    At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward…
  • Default Image

    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
  • Default Image

    Come About

    A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a…
  • Default Image

    No Frills Airlines

    ...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances. ...all the insurance machines in the…
  • mother and daughter2

    Mom Wonder

    A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used…
  • Default Image

    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…
  • Default Image

    Just Like Mother

    Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny…
  • Default Image

    Indiana Rainstorm

    After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a…
  • Default Image

    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
  • Default Image

    Advertising Terms Explained

    *Advertising Terms Explained*NEW - Different color from previous design.ALL NEW - Parts…
  • Default Image

    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
  • Default Image

    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
  • Default Image

    Whispering In Church

    A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I…
  • Default Image

    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
  • Default Image

    Landing Request

    There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his…

After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,

"GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"

My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said,

"You mean you're going to get rid of us and have a cow instead?"

Powered By JFBConnect