logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

It Might Be Cleaner

After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,

"GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"

My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said,

"You mean you're going to get rid of us and have a cow instead?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • preacher1

    Sinner

    The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners…
  • map usa

    State of the Pastor

    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
  • Default Image

    Sermon Overtime

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
  • Default Image

    Gold Watch

    A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold…
  • Default Image

    Intelligence

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
  • Default Image

    Cursing Parrot

    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad…
  • Default Image

    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Term Translation

    *Vacation Term Translation*In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation…
  • roman numeral 12

    Roman Numerals

    One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report…
  • Default Image

    Exact Address

    Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a…
  • Default Image

    For Charlotte

    A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is…
  • Default Image

    Lost

    Steve took his new wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

    (From the Archives back in 1999)1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other…
  • Default Image

    Exercise Routine

    Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…