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I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"!  Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap!  It says right on the bottle, "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

It pays to read the warning labels my friends.

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