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    Four Waiting Fathers

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    Shovel Need

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    Compliments to the Chef

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    Surgeon Feedback

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    Lost In The Translation

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    Three Expectant Fathers

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    Jewelry Store Application

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    Movie Breakout

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    Wheat Exports

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    Last Minute Turkey

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    Bus Fare

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    Waiting for Dark

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    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"!  Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap!  It says right on the bottle, "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

It pays to read the warning labels my friends.

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