logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Signs You May Be Canadian

    SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
  • Default Image

    Exam By Chance

    A young student reports for a final examination that consists of only true/false type…
  • Default Image

    Dead Faint

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…
  • Default Image

    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
  • Default Image

    Teaching Math

    Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
  • Default Image

    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
  • Default Image

    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
  • Default Image

    Something Nice For Dad

    Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his…
  • chickens

    Prepared Chicken

    "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"…
  • Default Image

    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

    Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants,…
  • Default Image

    Blessed Be The Tie

    A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…
  • Default Image

    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

    This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related…
  • woman angry

    Anniversary Card

    It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the…
  • Default Image

    It Pays to Read Labels

    I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the…
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am.  Of course, we'll have some soon.  In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something.  If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way.  Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk smiled and said...

"Rain..." ;-)
Powered By JFBConnect