logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Vacation Offer

    A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months…
  • Default Image

    Take Two Instead

    A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    VIP Impression

    My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One…
  • power workers

    Checking Out

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
  • Default Image

    Lost Money

    The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She…
  • Default Image

    Ten Commandments

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and…
  • Default Image

    Get Moving

    While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me…
  • Default Image

    Computer Repair

    An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
  • Default Image

    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

    ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop,…
  • restaurant meal3

    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…
  • Default Image

    Animal Thoughts

    Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I…
  • Default Image

    Cow Philosophies

    Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two…
  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings

    Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.

Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. When it was time for his appointment he told the doctor, "Hey, doc, I've lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin' to do?"

The doctor scratched his head and mumbled to himself a little, then told Mr. Thompson, "What you need is jar number 47."

So the doctor brought the jar out, opened it, and told Mr. Thompson to taste it. He tasted it and immediately spit it out, "This is gross!" he yelled. "Looks like I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Thompson," said the doctor. So Mr. Thompson went home.... very mad.

One month later, Mr. Thompson decides to go back to the doctor and try once again to expose him as a fake, by complaining of a new problem. "Doc," he started, "I can't remember anything!" Thinking he had the doctor stumped now, he waited as the doctor scratched his head, mumbled to himself a little, and told Mr. Thompson, "What you need is jar number 47, it's......"

But before the doctor could finish his sentence, Mr.

Thompson was cured and fled the room!

Powered By JFBConnect