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    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
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    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
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    Stone's Throw

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location."It's only a stone's throw away…
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    What's for Dinner?

    What's for dinner? Can't eat beef......mad cowCan't eat chicken...... bird fluCan't eat…
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    Cleaning Job

    Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple.…
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    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
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    Are you a Grinch? Test

    *"Are you a Grinch?" Test*1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out…
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    Insured Voice

    A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in…
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    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
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    Big Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Marriage Proposal

    Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor…
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    Bulletin Bloopers #2

    More Church Bulletins Bloopers - The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which…
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    Lamentation For Our Kids

    This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the…
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    Martha's Way vs My Way

    Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…

A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, "Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?"

"No, dear, not at all," he replied, "Our house isn't blue."

He is almost over the cold he caught sleeping in the garage for 3 nights.

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