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    The Points System

    For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of…
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    D.C. Flyover

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    Car Pool Note

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    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Simple Operation

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    Leaky Pipe

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    Indiana Rainstorm

    After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a…
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    Goober Guess

    This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend,…
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    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
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    Meeting Invitation

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    Bank Enunciation

    Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
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    Country Boys

    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
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    Water Pistol

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a…
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    Money

    Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
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    That's the Way . . .

    Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put…

A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, "Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?"

"No, dear, not at all," he replied, "Our house isn't blue."

He is almost over the cold he caught sleeping in the garage for 3 nights.

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