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Johnny's Prayer

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.  After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer.

"Fine", said the pleased mother.  "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you."

"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny.

"I asked Him to help you put up with me."

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