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At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked like they were about to go to blows.

"You've got a lot of nerve for such a shrimp!" snarled the big guy.

"Look, you big jerk," barked the little guy. "I'm not scared of anybody, or anything! I come from a long line of jumpers. My great-grandfather jumped with no parachute from a balloon. My grandfather jumped without a 'chute from a biplane. My mother and father both jumped from a jet. And tomorrow, I'll jump from a rocket!"

"You're crazy, you little twerp," said the big guy. "You could get killed!"

"So what?" said the little guy. "I have no family!"

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