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    Goober In Library

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    Carried Away Shopping

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    Project Picture

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    Noise Abatement

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    Dead Politicians

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    In Need of Prayer

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    Goober Mirror

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    Bragging Rights

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    Getting Older Lines

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    You Look Tired

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    Daddy's Trick

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    Ohio

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    Well Done

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    New Computer Viruses You Should Know About

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    I Just Can't Drive Today

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"Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking man.

"Why should I excuse you?" asked the judge.

"You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he's leaving in a few hours for a post abroad. He'll be there for years and I want to catch him before he leaves, for it may be my last chance to repay him."

"Excused," stated the judge coldly. "We don't want anyone on the jury who can lie like that."

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