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    Found Wallet

    While shopping in a supermarket in Washington, D.C., I heard over the PA system:"A wallet…
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    Bumper Stickers

    If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue YouForget World Peace -- Visualize…
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    Hooked Shot

    Jack was first up in his foursome. Eyeing the ball, he swung his club and hooked his shot…
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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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    Rodentially Clean

    Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One…
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    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
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    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Tail Light

    "How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The…
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    Car Moving

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the…
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    Goober Return

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up…
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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Perfectly Made

    When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds…
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    Mrs. Pierpoint

    A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.…

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. 
How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl.  "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.

"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

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