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fishing charterAlthough this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might happen in an emergency.

So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Honey, take the wheel... Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it."

So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching a show. She sat down next to him, switched off the TV, and said,

"Honey, go into the kitchen. Pretend I've had a heart attack and you have to take care of yourself for a few days. Set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes."

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