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    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

    One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog…
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    It Sure Is

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    Kitten Saga

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    Head Check

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    Captain Discipline

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    Bridge Trouble

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    Party Advice

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    Hooked Shot

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    Immigrations Card

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    Put Him Back

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    You're No Longer A Kid When…

    You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Feeding Shamu

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    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
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    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…

The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up.

She laughed gaily, "When I don't want a man's attentions," she confided, "and he asks where I live, I just say, 'I'm visiting here'."

"Ha-ha," he laughed, relishing her humor. "Where do you really live?"

"I'm just visiting here."

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