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    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
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    Official ID Card

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    Goobers With Shovels

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    Laws of Parenting

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    Faithful Service Gift

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    Tired of Rejection?

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    Surgery Plan

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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

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    Anesthesia

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    Senior Ailments

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Excerpts from Pet Diaries

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    Fly Bye

    A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.…
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    Goober Operator

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    Trouble At The Zoo

    Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at…

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

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