logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
  • County Chairmen

    County Chairmen

    Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman…
  • Default Image

    Kids Say the Darndest Things

    Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because…
  • Default Image

    Bonus

    Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace.Faced with hard times, the…
  • Default Image

    Newlywed Repairs

    A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel…
  • Default Image

    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse USA Today:WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal:DOW…
  • doctor3

    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
  • Default Image

    Little Benjamin

    Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I…
  • curlers

    Hair Curlers

    My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Service

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
  • Default Image

    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
  • Default Image

    Feeding Shamu

    At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer…
  • Default Image

    The Rules of Combat

    Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the…
  • Default Image

    Actual Signs

    Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you…
  • Default Image

    Solid to Gas

    Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions…

elijahThe Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal.

She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "To make the gravy," came her enthusiastic reply.

Image credit: www.coolskies.net/holyland 

Powered By JFBConnect