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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

    -You wake up face down on the pavement. -You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on…
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    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

    You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00…
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    Cherokee 180

    One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active…
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    Kidnapped

    Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers…
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    Goober Medical Terms

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    Does It Hurt?

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Seatmate Choice

    The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to…
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    Car Sale

    Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the…
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    Goober Painter

    Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the…
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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

    1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down…
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    Quick Thinking Dog

    A wealthy man decides to take a hunting safari in Africa, and takes his faithful dog with…
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    Anti-Burglar Signs

    The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few…
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    Bosses Night

    At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal…

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly electrical current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.

Until that moment he had been happily listening to his mp3 player.

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