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    Helping Out

    For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I…
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    Stray Cat Rules

    Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed…
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    Bedtime Suggestion

    I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid…
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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
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    Waiting For A Table

    When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up…
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    The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

    *The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The…
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    Talking Dog

    A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking…
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    Shopkeeper's Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next…
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    Preacher and Cowboy

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Goober Pilots

    Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they…
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    Ten for Sure

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    The Verge

    A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child…
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    Environmental Problem

    This was an actual letter from and reply to the Michigan Department of Environmental…

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"

One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"

* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up,

"Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"

* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, "Let's play doctor."

"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."

* I guess you can get too health conscious... The wife and I don't have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all.

He replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"

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